Their flightless, flippered friends of the Southern Hemisphere have just one request today. They ask simply that they express their admiration for them, maybe "ooh and ahh" a bit-oh, yeah, and while they're at it, just for today, they would like them to not imitate their "ever-so-graceful" manner of waddling. Also, you know, belly sliding is perfectly normal.
Added by WhenCorp on April 10, 2013