We Love You, But No! September 10, 2012

Mamie Gayle Monroe, a waitress in a Tallahassee Diner who's in love with movies has never given up her dream of making it in Hollywood. Finally fed up with chauvinistic customers and orders for "gaggy" fried eggs she has only to be told by her boss that she's "too old" for Hollywood to quit her job and take the first Greyhound bus to finally realize her Tinseltown dream. But after a lot of frustrating auditions with no results Mamie's aspirations look pretty bleak, that is, until she attends an open call for a film with an unnamed star who turns out to be none other than Brad Pitt.