Turbo Awesome!!!! April 10, 2010

TURBO AWESOME is the culmination of all worldly AWESOMENESS! It's like all the AWESOME in the universe rolled up into a GIANT BALL OF AWESOME and dropped from a spaceship!! It's like 10,000 monkeys with funny hats playing dodgeball at a Pink Floyd show!!!!! It's like 1950s pin-up girls coming to life and making you sandwiches!! TURBO AWESOME is your new best friend!!!

Join us for this TURBO SPECTACULAR night of sheer, unadulterated AWESOMENESS!!!!! DJs Storm and Al Ritchie will rock your world future-retro-style with TURBO-CHARGED remixes of classic '80s and '90s dance songs all night long, while the fearless Alistair Loveless arouses your optical nerves with his TURBO RADICAL visuals!!! We'll have tantalizing appetizers and TURBO desserts for your edification, including amazing confectionery delights from Marie Kulackoski! And why settle for a photo when you can get a personalized caricature of yourself drawn by the AWESOMELY talented Heather Mulligan!!?

TURBO AWESOME is crazy costumes, glowy things, live art, tasty treats, jello shots, dancing like a crazy person, hula hoops, evil clowns, coconut bras, bubble machines, plastic novelty toys and so much more!

TURBO AWESOME is whatever you make it, cuz you're AWESOME like that!