Todd Barry October 31, 2006

Todd Barry was a Jury Award winner (for stand up comedy) in the 1998 U.S. Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen. He has been a guest on nearly every late night show you can think of, including appearances on 'The Late Show with David Letterman,' 'Late Night with Conan O'Brien' and NBC's 'Late Friday.'

"I was thinking about buying a new paper shredder."
-- Todd Barry, on the possibility of buying a new paper shredder

"I don't know if smoothies are good for you."
-- Todd Barry, on the nutritional value of smoothies

"I haven't seen Kenneth Branagh in a movie lately."
-- Todd Barry, on not seeing Kenneth Branagh in a movie lately


"The air freshener they use in the Oakland airport mens room smells really good."
-- Todd Barry, on the air freshener at the Oakland Airport mens room


"I have a podiatrist appointment at 2."
-- Todd Barry, on the time of his podiatrist appointment


"I like Cilantro, but you don't have to."
-- Todd Barry, on his tolerant view of cilantro


"Im not sure why I bought a rice cooker."
-- Todd Barry, on his purchase of a rice cooker


"Norah Jones is really pretty."
-- Todd Barry, on singer Norah Jones


"That place used to have a really good Caesar salad. Then they changed the dressing."
-- Todd Barry, on the Caesar salad at a neighborhood restaurant


"This fax machine is kind of shitty."
-- Todd Barry, on his new fax machine

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