The Darned play The Tranzac January 7, 2006

Welcome friend. Welcome to 2006, year of The Darned. Many strange and wonderful things are predicted for this year. Such as?

? The Chinese will land on the Moon, and an hour later they will want to land on the Moon again.
? Continuing her maternal mission of mercy, Angelina Jolie will adopt Paulie Shore, Brad Pitt will not be amused.
? And The Darned will return to play the Tranzac Club in Toronto and everyone in attendance will drink and listen to the band. It will be fun.

Yes my friend, the future is now, well, now is now technically, but the future is soon. This Saturday! Seize the moment! See The Darned!

TRANZAC CLUB
292 Brunswick Avenue (just behind Future Bakery)
Saturday January 7
Doors open at 8PM
The Darned take the stage at 10:00
Opening Act TBD (you'll love 'em!)

Yes, life will be sweet in the year 2006. No rocket cars or talking monkey slave laborers? yet. But sweet with the sweet sounds of The Darned at a bar near you. And if you are afraid to leave your apartment or house for fear of alien abduction, or have no opposable thumb to turn the doorknob, you can always visit The Darned online at www.thedarned.com. You can look at photos, listen to tunes from our previous shows and leave your comments for Ed the Web master.

See you Saturday I hope.
Love The Darned