Sword Swallowing @ Van Kleef tonight! April 7, 2009

Straight from Philadelphia to before your very eyes the SQUIDLING BROS CIRCUS SIDESHOW invade Oakland to dazzle your senses with some of the most jaw dropping death defying feats ever performed before a live audience! See the unbelievably lovely BETTY BLOOMERZ swallow an impossibly large 28 inch sword to the hilt! Gasp in shock at the unbreakable skin that even shattered glass cannot penetrate of MATTER SQUIDLING! Witness the shock as JELLYBOY THE CLOWN performs the first-ever barside home brain surgery with a high powered electric drill... on himself! Knives, swords, broken glass, machetes, and yes even the legendary bed of nails, these twisted clowns are risking their very lives with horrific implements of pure pain to astound, shock, and amaze you!

In town for one night only! You will remember these high risk feats of fearlessness until the day you die! Under no circumstances do you miss this amazing show!

BETTY BLOOMERZ & THE SQUIDLING BROS
@ Cafe Van Kleef (1621 Telegraph st Oakland, CA)
6pm and 9:30pm
April 7th, 2009

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Official Website: http://www.cafevankleef.com