Sideshow Shipwreck August 8, 2009

n an enormous ole' ferry boat parked in the swamps of Bushwick (actually) but the only way to enter it is by secret portal at Locked Inn bar @ 949 Grand St.

Enter our realm of painful debacles where a secret carnival of trash sailors, bum clowns, sewer freaks, and pirate rodents will conspire to hijack an ocean liner and sail it to the garbage oasis of the low seas.

Live Noise Pollution by:
mamarazzi (afro-sweaty-funk wizards)
myspace.com/mamarazzisounds
Kagero (japanese gypsies)
www.kagero.com
Sistine Criminals (psychotic live electronica)
myspace.com/sistinecriminals
Manos Del Candombe marching drum ensemble

Dizzying Sonic Spins by:
$mall ¢hange
Jon Marguiles
DJ Shakey
2melo
Morphous
Rev. Dr. Shamus

Miscellaneous Blasphemy by:

The AOA featuring:
- Scattered Sam, King of America here to defend sailors from trash monsters of the Mariana Trench
- Johnny Most Hated, the most hated man in the world, coming to set a bad example
- Professor Blip eats your brain
- A gigantic man eating chicken

Other maniacs:
- Jelly Boy the Clown
- Cooking with Gas: Octopus's getting cooked with flamethrowers
- Slummy & Douggie the Clowns
- The Snake Sewer Goddess
- Tasteful Clown face painting with Kendalle
-The biggest Cockroaches in the fuckin world
- Obscene movie screens on neighboring boats by Jefe Cacossa

Also.. Manhattan tribal belly dance, Witches serving gumbo from a cauldron, Toxic smoothies, shoot the bottle off the boat, trash sculptures of people, and other damaging obscenities.

Bribes & Camouflage:
A $15 bribe will be required for entry but to blend into their secret fringe society you must look your worst and enable the gutter-whore-dilapidated-slut-circus performer tickling under your skin. Our agents will provide you with mandatory camouflage for an extra $5 bribe upon entry should you be looking too pretty, consisting of a spray painted trash bag pancho and brown colored clown nose. You will also get five dollars off for joining their secret RSVP list @ bonemanman.com

To reiterate:
$10 RSVP & Camouflage
$15 RSVP or Camouflage
$20 No RSVP & lookin pretty

The MEET SPOT is 949 Grand St in Brooklyn. It's a bar, relax, have a drink, wait for the van to show up. There'll be someone there coordinating loading and unloading.
IMPORTANT: NO ONE WILL BE ALLOWED IN OR OUT OF THE VENUE UNLESS THEY ARE RIDING IN OUR DESIGNATED PASSENGER VANS. NO EXCEPTIONS. Seriously, no exceptions.