Royal Bachelor September 7, 2008

Poor King Evian uses his last dying words to pass royal succession not to greedy Prince Daft but to Yokel, a foolish hillbilly. Everyone agrees, Yokel needs a wife to help him run the kingdom. Of course, Yokel has other problems to deal with when the price of gasoline has skyrocketed, jobs are being outsourced overseas, the stock market has tumbled and his self-appointed personal advisor Frederick Pilfer is busy draining the royal treasury. Worst of all, the vengeful prince hatches a slew of unsuccessful, hair-brained assassination plots against the new king.