Rocky the Italian Scallion's Final Blow May 5, 2007

'Rocky the Italian Scallion's Final Blow' is a rollicking Rocky spoof written by Gary Anthony Williams. Rocky "The Italian Scallion" wants to be the champ again. As the senior gears up to swill raw eggs for his 33rd miraculous comeback, an unknown madman beats him to the punch. All Rocky's opponents are being murdered before he has a chance to murder them in the ring! But, Rocky has got more wrinkles than a bed sheet and his speech is slurred more than Britney Spheres at a sobriety check! Can a good speech therapist to figure out what the heck he's saying? Does Rocky have what it takes to catch this killer before his own boxing career over?