Road Trip - Wacky Places Along The Way To Voodoo Donuts July 2, 2007

Time to take off and head north. Caravanning is welcome (and encouraged). Buzz me for my cell number if you don't have it, but want to join us.

7/2 - Hanford, CA for ice cream
Twain Harte, CA for pies
Yosemite to camp
7/3 - Ashland, OR to camp
7/4 - White Water Rafting on the Klamath
Ashland, OR to camp
7/5 - exploring Ashland, OR
Portland, OR to couch surf
7/6 - Portland, OR to couch surf
underground Portland tour
Voodoo Donuts
7/7 - Portland, OR
7/8 - Winchester House

We will stop at all sorts of oddball places along the way.

BTW, suggestions are welcome. Bring your friends - we plan on a caravan. We will also be doing this up cheap - so don't worry about having to spend ginormous amounts of moola to have a good time.

What I also know is our final destination - VooDoo Donuts - only the coolest friggin place I have ever heard about.

Let's see why:
1. Swahili Lessons on Monday nights
2. Marriage ceremonies performed by ordained ministers beneath the holy doughnut and a velvet painting of Isaac Hayes.
3. Doughnut eating contests
4. Tex-ASS doughnut challenge - eat it in under a minute and a half? (or whatever the current record is.) Many have tried and most have failed. If you can do it, the doughnut is FREE!

AND

Hey boys!! How many doughnuts can you stack on your dick?? Enter the Annual Cockfest to find out.

DON'T FORGET THE INSANE DOUGHNUTS:
-Jagermeister jelly-filled
-Maple with bacon
-Dirty Snowball
(chocolate cake doughnut covered with pink marshmallow glaze and surprise filling)
-Apple Fritter
(apple/glaze/doughnut as big as your head)
-The Memphis Mafia
(chocolate chips/banana/peanutbutter/glaze big!)
-Portland Creme
(raised doughnut filled with creme and covered in chocolate with two eyes)
-Cock-n-Balls
(Bachlorette party favorite, tripple cream filled, with your favorite saying written right on it. Comes in its own pink box. $4.95 Order ahead as supplies can be limited.)
-No Name
A doughnut so good we couldn't come up with a better name. It has chocolate rice crispys and peanutbutter on it.
-VEGAN
(thats right, vegan doughnuts! assorted flavors, come in and eat many)
-Grape Ape
(raised doughnut with vanilla frosting and grape powder)
-Dirt
(raised doughnut covered with vanilla glaze and oreo cookies)
-Arnold Palmer
(cake doughnut covered with lemon and tea powder)
-San Dimas
(cake with three types of chocolate on top)
-Butter Fingering
(Devils food, vanilla, and crushed Butterfinger)
-Neapolitan
(chocoalte doughnut with vanilla frosting and strawberry quick powder)
-Triple Chocolate Penetration
(chocolate doughnut, chocolate glaze, and cocoa-puffs)
-Voodoo Doughnut
(voodoo doll doughnut)