Pittsburgh's 1st Annual Pirate Bike Triathlon September 3, 2007

What - A test of pirate feats
When - Labor Day (Monday 9/3); race starts at 1pm (registration opens at noon)
Where - Flagstaff Hill (Schenley Park, behind CMU)
How much - $7/person; $5/person in advance
What do I win? - A sense of pride
Seriously? That’s it? - No, there will be fabulous prizes, check the sponsor’s list!
And what about food - Covered… come on, I hooked it up for the Pittsburgh-Roubaix.

A fundraiser for The Women’s Center and Shelter of Greater Pittsburgh.

Are you pirate enough for three sports at once?

Can you carry bulky loads on your bike? Can you barter with pirate captains? Can you make a raft out of pop bottles, twine and sandwich bags? Can you tame the high seas? Can you run/skateboard/rollerskate faster than your average dinosaur? Can you climb trees? Can you do it all while kicking mad style?

If so, you are awesome and will probably win. If not, don’t despair! This is a team event! Get your friends to help and you can all learn about teamwork or something. Or at least win some prizes. Or at least eat some free food and watch other people fall into a river.

What could be better?

Official Website: http://pghpiratebike.com/