OMNIFORM January 7, 2013

An endangered species of toxin-devouring soul-enriching orchestra that needs constant watering and attention for survival. Known to perform odd-metered compositions of a jazz variety by one deranged saxophone-wielding Englishman in a cozy little watering hole named Blu Jaz Cafe, in a corner of the tropical isle of Singapore known as Kampong Glam on the first Monday of the month. Also known to include some of the best chest-beaters and orators of the region.