Noise Academy: Fancy Pants DJ's November 9, 2006

Check it! Star wars lines are better if you add pants!!

-----1. You look strong enough to pull the pants off of a Gundark.

-----2.Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.

-----3. Jabba doesn't have time for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial Cruiser.

-----4 Attention. This is Lando Calrissean. The Empire has taken control of my pants, I advise everyone to leave before more troops arrive.

-----5 These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it.

Come to Cosmo tonight! It's above Chief Ikes in Adams Morgan on Columbia Rd! Noise Academy features The Fancy Pants DJ's, spinning new (80's inspired) indie and underground 80's: punk, electro, synth, video game theme songs, cartoon medelies, really bad and cheesey ballads but you know you love it, and more more more!!! Drink specials from 9-10:30. ALWAYS FREEEEEE from 9-1ish....

tiiiiiiiight.

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