MORTIFIED July 20, 2007

IT'S SUMMERTIME! TIME FOR BBQS, BEACHES, AND LONG HOT
ANGSTY CONFESSIONS FROM YOUR FAVORITE LOCAL TEENAGE
ICONS! COME FEEL THE HEAT AT JULY'S ALL NEW MORTIFIED!

THIS MONTH WITNESS:
MARK PHINNEY: Hear the true confessions from Mark's
short stay in a mental hospital in Mark,
interrupted........
CYNTHIA BRINKMAN: Listen to a young girl's tale of her
first kiss with a boy, quickly followed by her first
kiss with a girl......
GEORDIE MARTINEZ:: The real account of a young man's
experiences in the navy during the gulf war as he
struggles to find the meaning of life and a halfway
decent prostitute.
HEATHER ARONSON: Share the obsessed set of 5 diaries
all dedicated to Def Leppard guitarist Steve Clarke!
RACHEL WARNER: Here a young woman's thoughts on how
the world should be run

PLUS THE FINAL PERFORMANCE OF ONE OF OUR GREATES TEEN
ICONS:
HEAR LORI FOWLER DISCUSS THE TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS
OF BEING ON THE COTTON JUDGING TEAM!

ALL THESE AND MORE THIS MONTH FRI JULY 20TH AND SAT
JULY 21ST
AT YOUR THERAPY/ COMEDY ESCAPE, MORTIFIED!

www.getmortified.com

MORTIFIED IS FRI JULY 20TH AND SAT JULY 21ST @ 8PM AT
THE MAKEOUT ROOM.
10 DOLLAR PRESALE
12 DOLLARS @ THE DOOR
TIX: http://www.getmortified.com/tix
INFO: www.getmortified.com
TIX ON SALE NOW AT :

http://www.getmortified.com/tix

ORDER QUICK IT WILL SELL OUT!!!!!!!!!!!

Hailed a "cultural phenomenon" by Newsweek and The
"Today Show", featured in SF WEEKLY and 7 BY 7
MAGAZINE's "BEST OF THE BAY" and on This American
Life, Mortified is a comic excavation of teen angst
artifacts (journals, poems, letters, lyrics, home
movies, schoolwork) as shared by their original
authors... in front of total strangers. As the largest
and longest-running project of its kind, our
grassroots comedy collective has spent years sifting
through hundreds of otherwise forgotten notebooks
while paving the way for a strange new brand of
entertainment.

After all, where else can you hear grown men and women
confront their past with firsthand tales of their...
first kiss, first puff, worst prom, fights with mom,
life at bible camp, worst hand job, best mall job, and
reasons they deserved to marry Bon Jovi? Submissions
come from a wide range of participants, from
professional performers (comics, celebrities, singers)
to total amateurs (architects, ad execs, salesmen).
All in the noble pursuit of self-degradation.

Fueled by nonstop sold out live events across the
nation (LA, NYC, San Fran, Boston, Chicago), a book
with Simon Spotlight Entertainment, international
media coverage, and intense word-of-mouth, Mortified
continues to unleash its unique brand of angst onto
the world. Share the shame.

THIS WILL SELL OUT! BUT TIX ONLINE NOW AT:

http://www.getmortified.com/tix

NOTE: The above link lists contact info for ticketing
vendors in each Mortified city. Ordering tickets in
advance is the only way to "guarantee" admission.

WHAT: Mortified San Fran
WHEN: FRI JULY 20TH + SAT JULY 21ST
TIME: 8pm
WHERE: Make-Out Room (3225 22nd St, 94110)
COST: $10 presale/ $12 at door
TICKET INFO: www.getmortified.com/tix

Mortified is never the same show twice. All shows
feature an eclectic mix of former faves and brand new
material. Speaking of which, if you (or someone you
know) wants to join the fun, we are ALWAYS looking for
fresh faces to unleash their inner angst. Open to
anyone-- actors, attorneys, assassins, ad execs,
astronauts.

Mortified is a totally grassroots organization and
depends on people like you spreading the word. PLEASE
PASS THIS ON TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Official Website: http://www.getmortified.com