The hookers are back this holiday season, with a dirty ducky present for all of you: Math Hooker - Stocking Stuffers! Santa's beard won't know what hit it, because we're making this show FREE! We've got electronic locals coming out the wazoo, from the cross-dressing trio Belladonnakillz to robo-data-jockey Ghettocyb.org. Bring your candy-cane-condoms and let the wrapping paper hit the floor. Christmas is cumming early this year, and so will you!
The re-gifters:
(in alphabetical order)
BELLADONNAKILLZ (dross:tik, kniteforce)
- The fantastic wannabe fags of Belladonnakillz still haven't made out with each other (on stage at least). Maybe this will be the night... Mistletoe alert! (jungle love anthems)
C10
- That gift from grandma you don't like: fucking hard jungle! (battle-axe jungle)
GHETTOCYB.ORG
- This Radioshack-raider wears a cyborg suit to scare the shit out of you and play his short-circuit-2-the-movie electro. There's a camera on his helmet, don't let him catch you pissing. (electro)
GOODFELLAZ CREW (pitched up)
- We wanted 2 members of goodfellaz to do a tag-team set. So after an hour of handjobs and fistfights - the winners were Scoots & Psyklone! (grime, hip-hop, silliness)
KNIFEHANDCHOP (tigerbeat6, cock rock disco)
- The more panties you throw, the better he'll play! (techno, electro, hip-hop)
MEESHA
- IDM harder than your cock after seeing Mrs. Claus. (power glitch 5000)
SINCERE TRADE (dross:tik, here's my card)
- A little bit better than the movie: Elf. Featuring Wesley Snipes on the sax. (wizards & warriors IDM)
http://mathhooker.com for more info!
Added by sincere_trade on November 11, 2005