Unlike Iraqi whisky mixed with an energy drink, this muddy romance includes, but is not limited to:
- six wines frm Chile's Brave Stallion Vineyards: Cabernet Sauvignon, Carmenere and Merlot poured from five liter bottles (still wine/4.5-5:=jeroboam); Chardonnay from three-liter (double magnum); Sauvignon Blanc from one-point-five-liter (magnum), and Syrah from seven-fifty milliliter standard, or - anachronistically - fifth [of a gallon]
- ask-no-wine-questions, tell-no-wine-lies April and Sarah's "Infinite Refills of Dead Donkey" program
- breads, crackers, cheeses, local seasonal fruits, "and perhaps some nuts" courtesy of sexy, absurdly-literate real-world sponsor Gelson's
- more songs about the semantics of drink-driving versus drunk-driving spun by Herbal Grobust spokes-gaffer Cuz'n Roy Lee Gittens
-non-tedious vinformation vinsanity via the two-one-three interzee by cherubic adventurer Julian Davies
- gowns by Irene, flowers by Liz
- cement angels reclining and first editions of An American Physician in Turkey by Clarence D. Ussher for multiple-choice wine questions answered correctly.
- the whole life-affirming lot for the bulimic celebutard price of 20 dollars US
RSVP to irregularwinetasting@yahoo.com or www.myspace.com/irregularwinetasting or pre-purchase tickets from www.ticketweb.com unless you find convenience charges inconvenient.
http://www.ticketweb.com/user/?region=socal&query=detail&event=692123
Official Website: http://www.myspace.com/irregularwinetasting
Added by echoecho on September 20, 2006