Humanaut takes over Havana - Feb 23rd February 23, 2007

Yeah, that's right. We be partying at Havana this Friday.

So, bring yourselves to Havana this Friday night. We be drop'n 'da PHAT beatz. We be drop'n beatz like Beatza Hut (Philo trademarked... Aaron Clark refutes this though). In fact, we b so dope 'dat we'll have balloon animals, cotton candy, lions, tigers, bears, beers, bare legs, covered legs, no legs, peg legs, legos, stilettos, bongos, disco balls, shiny balls, dull balls, small balls, large balls, brass balls, gold balls, tin balls, the Tinman, the Scarecrow, the Lion (different from lions of the plural sense, though that will make multiple lions, even if we the - show some respect - Lion, and a lion), Dorthy, and her little dog Toto (not to be confused with Tonto, the American Indian).

Still reading this? Well, let me tell you more... For entertainment we'll have the following DJs dropping beatz like ain't no one's (well, it is kind of our business, don't mind the contradiction) bIZZnas!. We be have'n;

Aaron Clark Mc Clarkster
P to H to the I to LLLLLLL to the O
Caley Martin'z'Douche (that means Dutch, not Douche. I don't know the lad that well)
Him aka Adam (might not be human)Oliveri
The Avatar through which Him frequents our planet
Burke of the Hill People
Paul (perhaps I may be sleeping and I'm going to change my name anyhow) Alexander 1st of his Name.
Matt (my doppleganger is missing) Monroe

Hell, there may be more people that I even I don't even know about.

Now, I know that you are asking yourselves this question: How can Matt confirm all of this banging talent under one roof and pay them? Well, here's the gag: I can't! None of us are making squat on this... We're just taking over the place X-Men stylee..

Hell, half the DJs that I named aren't even CONFIRMED! I haven't even asked most of them yet! Chances, are, they're finding out about it now, just like You!

So, come one, come all (No Rea, that not cum! What you do in the bathroom is your business). Bring a friend... Chances are we won't card! AND the first 1000 people get in absolutely FREE! The 1001 person will have to pay 10K. Sorry those be 'da rulez!

So:

DJs
Music
Havana
Friday
$2.00 Miller Lites (this is true)

See you (or C U) there


Billy will be looking for you:

(.) (.) - normal
(o) (o) - actually this is normal
(-) (-) - Asian Billy

Official Website: http://www.humanaut.net/2007/02/23/hailing-from-the-heavens-humanaut-takeover-of-havana-february-23-2007/