Half a Shekel! June 21, 2008

London's New Rabbis of Liberty are back with their message of anarcho judaism, semitic syndicalism and pickled cucumbers

We're all familiar with credit-crunches (is this a snack bar?), rising oil prices and negative equity and nowthe economic downturn has hit Jewdas Towers. Rabbi Geoffrey Cohen's Stamford Hill property empire is in dire straits. Faced with 'we're too busy studying torah to pay rent' tenants, pressure to allow no more than 3 families per room and a simultaneous drop in the market for his 'Tsnius-friendly bikinis', things are bad.

Jewdas is seeking your pound (of flesh ideally, but straight pounds will do) in order to maintain the high cost of running the International Jewish Conspiracy. In exchange we promise a warehouse filled with:

Avant-garde klezmer jamming, yiddish revolutionary songs, el shaddai, jen charlton, the infamous Geoff Berner, and Simon Katan (of Halal Kebab Hut)

DJ sets featuring 20s yiddish tracks, yidcore and barbara streisand;
a series of films by artisit including Ari Libsker, Tanya Ury, Jes Benstock, Nancy Koan, Charlie Phillips, Giovanna Chesle
and others;

a bespoke jewish tattooing service;

art installations;

talks on religion, philosophy and tax evasion;
sideshows including JC power 100 hoopla and jewish community bingo;

mass conversions; rabbinical lap dances; jewish memorabilia raffle;
and, best of all, the chance to confess to Rabbi Geoffrey Cohen.

Official Website: http://www.jewdas.org