Fuzz (dieselboy) December 7, 2005

Pittsburgh's second best weekly event - but at least there's no chance of Tommy Maddox playing!

Wednesday, December 7th: Pearl Harbor '05.

Dieselboy - (Human/Imprint - Planet of the Drunks - New York, New York) - Unfortunately, Tiesto, Keoki, and Aphex Twin weren't available for this week. Luckily, we found this charachter stumbling about the streets of Lawrenceville at 4 a.m. covered with Crisco, Vagasil, and bread crumbs. We conned him into playing records for a carton of Newport 100's, a Blue Oyster Cult 'Godzilla! - 77' tour t-shirt, a 40oz of Silver Thunder, and used VHS copy of the Stallone classic 'Over The Top'. Bring your a**es down, prepare to have your mother f**king skulls demolished, and find out the truth behind the phrase 'Deez Nuts'.

Reggae Bus Crew - (Port Authority - Yinzer Dub Massive - Braddock, PA) - Why get these three jagoffs to play island music? Simple, because just like their name, the Bus always delivers.

Absolut - (412DNB - RSP Crew - Regent Square, PA) - Lubing up the dancefloor with his special dipping sauce.

Tickets for this debacle are being distributed via presale, Wednesday, November 30th @ FUZZ!, for a fee of $5. Remaining tickets will be sold at the door the night of the event. Once they're gone, they're gone. There will be no admission without a ticket, without exception. Even Dieselboy has to purchase one.

Free hot wings. Free fries. (With purchase of beverage, you cheap f**ks.)

$2 Iron Drafts.

Just like your mother, FUZZ! goes down every Wednesday evening around 10ish in the p.m. at the Bloomfield Bridge Tavern (4412 East Liberty Avenue, Pittsburgh).

Your ID must state that you are 21 years of age to attend.

Brought to yinz by 412DNB.