FORGET SWINE FLU -- We've Got CHEEKY MONKEY POX! May 15, 2009
Washington, District of Columbia
The Public Outbreak Organization (POO) had issued an urgent warning regarding an outbreak of CHEEKY MONKEY POX.
The infection is expected to reach its peak on FRIDAY MAY 15th at 10:00 pm.
CHEEKY MONKEY POX can be spread through Sword Swallowing, Fire Eating, Acts of Torture, Wearing of Pasties, Bondage, Mind Reading, Walking on Broken Glass and other acts of Stupidity and Danger.
Symptoms include, but are not limited to: Spontaneous Laughter, Gasping, Unexpected Pleasure, Amazement, Bewilderment, Alcohol Consumption, Cheering, Audience Participation, Disbelief, and Tingling in the Nether Regions.
Known carriers of the virus include DAMIEN BLADE (the Most Dangerous Man in the World), MR. EON the Magician, DC’s own Sideshow Girl MABjustMAB, Mistress of the Flame SENSORIEL, Original Sideshow Geek SWAMI YOMAHMI, and NY’s Burlesque Confection MISS CHERRY DELIGHT.
Vaccination for CHEEKY MONKEY POX is available by shot or pint at:
Palace of Wonders
1210 H St., NW
Washington, DC
Cheeky Monkey Sideshow~
You'll be Amazed. You'll be Amused. You'll be Just a Little Grossed Out.
Added by giandeau on May 3, 2009