Dear People of Toronto,
Please don't riot, or go into mad convulsions. We want to preface this important announcement by stating emphatically that we have no political biases that have impacted this statement, and we think it is also important to note that no political parties, multi million dollar international companies nor heavily staffed lobby groups have paid for or otherwise endorsed this announcement. Furthermore, regarding the ongoing struggles in Ireland, Bosnia, the Gaza Strip, North Korea, Darfur and Tongo (We heard Tongo is struggling about something), good luck to whoever is nicest, but at the end of the day it doesn't impact this announcement.
Santa Clause is real*.
Broccoli is good for you*.
Cam Whooley is getting the bums rush*.
All these factors, combined with the fact that gas prices are higher than 10 years ago, but much lower than 10 years from now, have nothing to do with the fact that when Monday comes, you'll either walk into the office being able to proudly state "I went to see an indie rock band called Endsville this weekend, and they were AWESOME" or you won't.
Think about that for a minute....When you're standing beside that young good looking and smug coworker on the elevator and they ask you (smugly, because of course what did you do this weekend but watch survivor reruns hoping for a different ending)
When they ask you "What did you do this weekend?"
and you throw them a curve ball like "indie rock!"
Brother, sister...just stand back and watch their head explode.
Endsville - Saturday - Clintons - Be there or....
$5 advance, $7 door
Official Website: http://www.endsville.ca
Added by kjolie on February 5, 2007