Back in 1970s Oakland, his stepfather forced him to be straight. A God-fearing church boy, he wanted to be just like his dear old dad. Too bad he didn't know dear old dad was a pimp.
Added by Upcoming Robot on August 22, 2009

I missed the last one, but the first two rocked!
chrisjdavis
I have been wondering if there was something like this in the area. Should be fun.