Does This Piano Make My Ass Look Big? March 27, 2009

Kitten on the Keys One Woman Show Mama Calizo's Voice Factory
Kitten on the Keys One Woman Show Does This Piano Make My Ass Look Big?

March 27, 28, 29 and April 3, 4, 5----Fridays, Saturdays, 8PM and Sundays Matinees at 2PM
New Works by Spring 2009 D.I.Y Artist in Residence
Kitten on The Keys - In Her First Full Length One Women Show
Does This Piano Make My Ass Look Big?
Words and Music by Suzanne Ramsey
Directed by Dwayne Calizo and Suzanne Ramsey

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One of the few remaining native San Franciscan's, Kitten on the Keys is a frisky one ma'am band. Her long awaited one woman musical follows the hi-jinks of a dorky suburban gal who is not so secure, a bit addicted, and oh so slightly socially impaired. All of a sudden, with a flip of a switch, or an hallucination, her life changes by discovering punks, punk-rocker and the rock star lifestyle. This hilarious, rumpus, time-traveling fairytale will tickle your funny bones and stir your nether's like no other. Ms. Kitten's a little Judy Tenuta, a dirty-shot of Mae West, and a dash of Shirley Temple optimism.

On a side note: Her favorite female role models are Alice Cooper, Liberace, and Freddie Mercury. She composes, writes and choreographs all of her material while playing the piano, accordion, and ukulele all at the same time. Come experience this spectacle of Songs! Sequins! Sass! and A#%.

Official Website: http://www.suzanneramsey.net/doesthispianopress