Dividend :: Thursday :: Adam Ohana / Ripple / Kitty-D April 27, 2006

Press Release
For Immediate Release
Monday, April 24

False Profit to Launch Effort for Future Energy Recapture
On April 6 Chicago Mercantile Exchange Holdings Inc. (CME) and NYMEX
Holdings, Inc.signed a definitive technology services agreement under
which CME will become the exclusive electronic trading services
provider for NYMEX's energy futures and options contracts, using CME's
Globex platform."This agreement provides CME with exclusive control
over the energy futures market with minimal investment, attractive
revenue capture, and the potential for world domination," Morgan
Stanley analyst Camron Ghaffari wrote in a research note last week. In
seeming confirmation of this conjecture, CME announced the following
day it will be changing the name of its electronic platform to CME
Globedom.

In rapid response to these recent troubling affairs, False Profit,
LLC. has forged its own agreement with select local sonic energy
providers, launching and orchestrating a grassroots emergency effort
to immediately put future energy back into the hands, feet and bodies
of its constituents. "It's clear that only through focused, highly
amplified, and skillfully modulated and distributed sonic and subsonic
frequencies can we reclaim control of the future of energy," associate
analyst Brendan Colloran noted Monday.

Already signed on to the effort are three major local market makers
in the sonic energy sector, each this year responsible for record
volumes of energy transactions, with no trend reversal in sight.
The first joint technology demonstration by the new consortium, in
concert with the realease of False Profit's monthly Dividend, is
scheduled for this Thursday, the 27th of April in San Francisco.
Details follow.

Adam Ohana (Get Freaky)

Ripple (Subscience)

Kitty-D (Troubled Youth, Beat Church)

@ Dividend
Thursday, April 27th, 10p-2a
Nickie's BBQ / 460 Haight St
http://false-profit.com/dividend
(for directions see map linked from site)

Official Website: http://false-profit.com/dividend