Devil Bitches and the Lucky 13 - A Gemini Birthday Celebration June 13, 2008

Mercury retrograde chilling in Gemini has
drastically increased your chances of having
more madcap fun in one night than you can
handle. You nut. Come buy a Gemini a drink. Get
your crazydancepants on with one. Something
delicious will begin brewing in your world as a
result. We're magic like that.

The evening begins with a sweet sonic voyage ala
Mystic Spatula, the one man act of local
writerpoetsingersongwriter John Whipple. He will
create a live atmosphere with both hands, feet
(bare), and mouth on Dobro, banjo, melodica, Kid
Tunes keyboard, mixer, sampler, and loop
station. Can you gimme an amen? A veritable
hangover concerto for strings.

Next up....HYDRIVE! This supertalented, not to
mention superhawt group of men sounds like...the
burningman, if you took away the blinky
flashies, the oontz oontz music and the rave
camps and found the one sweet live act rocking
your face off out in the middle of a dust storm.
Dancing WILL happen. And possibly, group sing-
alongs because you just can't help yourself.

Finally, Transglobal groove maniac DJ Global
Ruckus will keep your groove moving and the soul
singin' as he surprises the ear with new
flavors. Oh, the questions. Will it be a gypsy
theme? Polkas? WILL HE BE WEARING LEDERHOSEN?
The only given is that you will still be dancing.

Mixological madness provided by Carl, the Amazing Singing Bartender.

*Management would like to note that given the natures of the Gemini women throwing this
shindig, this may turn into a shirt optional
event. We take no responsibility for any ensuing
pandemonium or loss of personal property. Thank
you.

The Crown Room
205 NW 4th Avenue
Friday June 13th
9pm-2am
$3-$13 sliding scale
21 and over