David Sedaris October 16, 2003

"David Sedaris, author of "Me Talk Pretty One Day", will be reading from new and unpublished works at 8pm (preceded by book signings in the theater lobby.) Tickets are $19.75 and $29.75 and are available at the Cannon Center box office, through TicketMaster outlets, online at ticketmaster.com or by calling 525-1515."

In other words: A fucking hilarious night for all.