Crap September 21, 2007

Crap is a dance party with DJ YumYum celebrating the best of the worst music that drum machines, keytar, and octagonal drums have offered the world. Indie kids, goths, punks, gays, lesbians, suburbanites, drunks, truckers, hipsters, muppetteers, and Prince disciples alike gather to dance to the music on that sticky mix tape you found in the bottom of your Delorean that has been taped over 77 times and missing since 1991. You will attend. You probably heard this music in a carpool or at your dentist. Maybe you're still hearing it at the dentist.

Crap is at least 3/4's as good as bears in ice cream trucks or communism. I'm not going to lie, this is the best dance night of all-time and if you argue, you are clearly in a fucking coma.

Our next event is Friday, Sept 21st at Blackcat, backstage, 10pm, $5 cover, complete with high fiving, crane kicks, and steamy scenes from Secret of My Success.

Official Website: http://www.myspace.com/crapdc