Cesar Cervantes September 4, 2009

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HYENA'S COMEDY NIGHT CLUB ARLINGTON
www.HyenasComedyNightClub.com

Congratulations!!!!!!! You've won ... 10 free tickets (General Admission) valid Sep 3 thru Sep 5
Reservation required -
call .....817-226-5233.

Give the password:: ::: WASHINGTON APPLE

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HEADLINING: CESAR CERVANTES

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Friday, Sept 4th - 8:30pm
Friday, Sept 4th - 10:30pm
Saturday, Sept 5th - 7:00pm
Saturday, Sept 5th - 9:00pm
Saturday, Sept 5th - 11:00pm
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Cesar is originally from El Paso, TX and is obsessed with stand up and film. He is a consumer, hypocrite, and part time Narcissist. He wants to save the world and take all the credit. He is Catholic most Sundays, a vegetarian except when no one is looking, loves a good feminist as long as she is thin, is a member of the Green Party but loves his car and can not remember the last time he recycled. He pretentiously refers to himself as American Mexican, refuses to purchase Starbucks coffee, unless he happens to receive a gift card, will not wear name brand clothing, unless it is vintage of course, and is in a loving committed relationship, but will entertain other offers. He has been on TBS, performed at the Boston comedy Festival, and was named one of the citys freshest funny men by Where magazine

Offer only valid based on available seating so....... make your reservations early!!!!

LOCATION
Hyena's Arlington
2525 E. Arkansas Lane
Arlington , TX 76010
(817) 226-5233
( Arkansas Ct. Shopping Center on the NW corner of Arkansas & Hwy. 360)

Friday Shows
Doors open at 7:30/Showtime at 8:30
Doors open at 9:00/Showtime at 10:30

Saturday Shows
Doors open at 6:00/Showtime at 7:00
Doors open at 8:00/Showtime at 9:00
Doors open at 10:00/Showtime at 11:00

The show on Saturdays at 7 p.m. is NON-SMOKING!

WE require a two-item minimum purchase per person in the showroom.Free Tickets are for General Admission Seating. Preferred Seating is available on request for $5 more per person and is recommended for the best seats.
Customers must be 18 years old to enter and 21 years old to purchase alcoholic beverages. These prices are general admission and do not apply to special events.