Bitterness, Inc. February 10, 2006

Valentines Day.
Alone?... Again?

Try not to let it burn you up. Fucking manufactured postcard holiday anyway, right? Why should you let hallmark decide the one day of the year you need to have a date? Fuck Hallmark! Fuck Valentine's Day!

Woah there, cowboy. Times like these we need some outside help. Some words of wisdom. A call to tolerance, maybe.

"Hatred ever kills, love never dies."
- Gandhi

"Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illuminates it."
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Of course, neither Gandhi nor the Reverend Doctor ever had to push through a Valentine's Day without any nookie. They were also both extremely bad dancers. So, for our inspiration we turn to a lesser known but equally righteous quixotic quotable, Edna Millay:

"I love humanity, but I hate people."

There. That's more like it. Edna's our kinda girl. She definitely got down and got around in her day. Fuck, there's a book about her and her friends called "All-Night Party!" And what parties they were: the book describes the regulars as "dancers, jazz musicians, princesses, mobsters, men of the stock exchange, bohemians, and smartly dressed employees of the U.S. Post Office."
Sounds about right...

Make False Profit your Valentine for a celebration of the holiday that the American Corporation put on the map.

BITTERNESS, INC.
Friday, February 10th, 2006
21 plus, 12 bucks
(10 bucks if you show up as the office slut.)

Deets:
http://www.false-profit.com/events/bitternessinc
Location will be posted the day of the event.

Beats:
Adam Ohana (Get Freaky / an-ten-nae.net)
Alxndr (DownLow)
benchun (False Profit)
Boreta (Nexus, Troubled Youth)
Beth Murphy (House of Lotus)
dj mancub (Space Cowboys/djmancub.com)
Donna Matrix (Newsbreakz)
Dr. Toast (False Profit)
Ernie Trevino (Space Cowboys)
Kapt'n Kirk (Space Cowboys/PandaMoanEum)
kitty-d (troubled youth)
Kraddy (Muti Music :: Refiner Records)
Piotron (DownLow)
Queen Agnes B (SisterSF, Femme DJs)

Fruit, Water, V-day snacks, and more
Valentine Delivery Service by Dre?s Hos
False Profit Personals
Massage/Sensual Area
and surprises galore...