Bad Stand-up, Worst Show Ever (Thursdays @ The Purple Onion) January 5, 2006

Bad Stand-up
Be sure to miss the worst comedy show in the history of spoken language. The Purple Onion will be hosting the most untalented losers in the Bay Area every Thursday night. The worst part, these hair-brained dirtbags think they?re funny. Some have even appeared on TV, doing what they call comedy, don?t ask me how. Anyway a miserable time is guaranteed for all.

Showtimes: 8pm
Cost: $10
Where: 124 Columbus, San Francisco CA (near all 'dem titty bars)
Why: Oh, that's a tough one.....