Christmas Belles
By Jessie Jones, Nicholas Hope, & Jamie Wooten
Directed by Douglas Gill
Auditions: October 16-18
at the Lakeside Arts Center
Production runs
December 7th - December 17th
All auditions begin at 7:30 and will go no later than 10 pm
No appointment or experience necessary!
Auditions will consist of cold-readings from the script and some possible improvisation
Synopsis:
It's Christmas-time in the small town of Fayro, Texas, and the Futrelle Sisters—Frankie, Twink and Honey Raye—are not exactly in a festive mood. A cranky Frankie is weeks overdue with her second set of twins. Twink, recently jilted and bitter about it, is in jail for inadvertently burning down half the town. And hot-flash-suffering Honey Raye is desperately trying to keep the Tabernacle of the Lamb's Christmas Program from spiraling into chaos. But things are not looking too promising: Miss Geneva, the ousted director of the previous twenty-seven productions, is ruthless in her attempts to take over the show. The celebrity guest Santa Claus—played by Frankie's long-suffering husband, Dub—is passing a kidney stone. One of the shepherds refuses to watch over his flock by night without pulling his little red wagon behind him. And the entire cast is dropping like flies due to food poisoning from the Band Boosters' Pancake Supper. And when Frankie lets slip a family secret that has been carefully guarded for decades, all hope for a successful Christmas program seems lost, even with an Elvis impersonator at the manger. But in true Futrelle fashion, the feuding sisters find a way to pull together in order to present a Christmas program the citizens of Fayro will never forget. Their hilarious holiday journey through a misadventure-filled Christmas Eve is guaranteed to bring joy to your world!
Miss Geneva Musgrave - Town Florist 60's
Honey Raye Futrelle - Oldest Futrelle sister, sexy, vivacious, go-getter - 40's to 50's
Gina Jo "G.J." Dubberly - Frankie and Dub's daughter guileless and enthusiastic - 20's
John Curtis Buntner - Deputy Sherriff - 30's to 40's
Twink Futrelle - Middle Futrelle sister - 30's to 40's
Dub Dubberly - Frankie's husband - 40's
Frankie Futrelle Dubberly - Youngest Fetrelle sister -Mid 20's to 40's
Rhonda Lynn Lmpley - Manager of the Dairy dog, puts Dolly Parton to shame - 50's
Brother Justin Waverly - Interim Pastor at the Tabernacle of the Lamb, unsure of everything - 20's
Raynerd Chisum - Part-time employee at the Dairy Dog 20's to 60's
Patsy Price - Society Matron, elegant and rich - 50's
Added by Lakeside Community Theatre on October 6, 2011